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Here are 7 of the sexiest movies about the Amish.
Yes, we know what you’re thinking. How do we narrow it down to seven?
We did our best and got the following results:
7. Amish Stud: The Ellie Weaver Story (2023)
Try as you might, you can’t find a better movie title than the Lifetime movie that made the headlines. amish studis taken from the screen name Eli Weaver (Luke Macfarlane) used when meeting women in chat rooms.
The film follows the story of Ellie, a stubborn man who plots with his mistress to murder his wife, and depicts the fears of his conservative Amish community, which strongly opposes the use of the Internet, and more specifically, the use of the Internet for online dating, which leads to the murder of a spouse.
There’s a sexy moment in the movie right before the murder.
6. Sex Drive (2008)
sexual desire It seems like one of those old Hollywood classics where they thought of the title first and built the movie around it. And it really is a movie.
The plot concerns a young man named Ian (Josh Zuckerman) who meets a woman online (don’t worry, he’s not Amish and hasn’t broken any rules yet) and sets out on a long road trip to meet her. He’s joined by his best friends Lance (Clark Duke) and Felicia (Amanda Crew, who’s the perfect cute brunette friend for an ’80s movie, except for the 2000s ones).
Sexy Amish-related action begins when the gang has car trouble, and cynical Amish man Ezekiel (Seth Green, as always) steps in to help. Lance soon meets an Amish girl named Mary (Alice Greczyn).
But there’s a twist here. When Lance learns that his relationship with Mary may lead to her being shunned, Lance decides to stay with her and they marry. Lance sports an Amish beard at the end, which strongly suggests that he has adopted Mary’s lifestyle. So this sexual desire turns out to be an impulse of love.
Not only is this the sexiest movie about the Amish, it’s also the most pro-Amish movie.
5. Amish Affair (2024)
We are not content to rest on our laurels. amish studLifetime has explored the Amish erotic thriller subgenre again with another off-the-headline bodice ripper. Amish Affair.
The film traces the passionate front yard tryst between Hannah (Mackenzie Cardwell) and her Amish friend Aaron (Ryan McPartlin) after he invites her into his home to help his ailing (and uncomfortable) wife.
Lines are crossed, questions are raised and, as often happens in these situations, rat poison is administered.
This Lifetime original received a generally positive response, although one YouTuber commented: “Oh my god! Our Amish really aren’t like this! LOL.” Maybe it was Ellie Weaver.
4. Fatal Blessing (1981)
We Know, We Know: by Wes Craven fatal blessing, It’s not technically about the Amish, as everyone remembers. It’s about the Hittites, a sect very similar to the Amish. (WesCraven.com notes that the film is “set on a local farm in Amish Country, where a woman’s husband is mysteriously killed by his own tractor!”)
But the Hittite content feels like a fig leaf obscuring the fact that the sect was intended as an explicit supporter of the Amish. Landing amidst the early mayhem of Craven classics such as last house on the left and commercial success A Nightmare on Elm Street The franchise relies heavily on the charm of stripped-down actresses (including Sharon Stone in an early role) as they deal with the evil incubus. (But are there really other types?)
There is a lot of Biblical imagery, including a strange scene with a snake in a bathtub. It combines excitement and horror in the classic slasher tradition, but with a dash of religious extremism. We can understand why the Amish probably wouldn’t want to be associated with it, and its weirder aspects explain why it’s only #4 on this list.
Also: Stone grew up in an area of Pennsylvania not far from Amish country. fatal blessing more.
3. The Night They Attacked Minsky (1968)
Although it is set in the 1920s, it has a 60s vibe. The night they attacked MinskyIt’s one of many films that poke fun at the changes in sexual mores this year following the Summer of Love. Minsky’s It was also one of the first films to confront ordinary Amish against the constant temptations of the outside world.
A pure romp, the film follows Britt Eckland as Rachel Schpitendavel, a young Amish woman hoping to make it big in New York City with her Bible-inspired dance numbers. Through a complicated series of events, she ends up performing a chaste song in a burlesque show. When her furious Amish father dragged her off stage and tried to tear off her clothes, she accidentally invented a new kind of entertainment.
people participating The night they attacked Minsky The A-list includes producer Norman Mailer and director William Friedkin. exorcist), and actors Jason Robards, Elliott Gould, and Denholm Elliott. The latter would go on to appear in two more Indiana Jones films, with The Gentleman appearing in the next film on our list.
2. Witness (1985)
Basically a perfect movie, witness By the standards of the sexiest movies about the Amish, it’s rather chaste. Of course, it’s not the first film to juxtapose the ordinary Amish way of life with the heat of the big city, but it’s one of the first to honor it.
There’s a passionate and beautifully shot make-out scene between Rachel (Kelly McGillis) and Philadelphia police officer John Book (Harrison Ford) before the big fight with the British soldiers who have come to invade Rachel’s pastoral community to retrieve her son Samuel (Lucas Haas), who witnessed the murder. This scene is only as effective because of its limitations. John and Rachel’s quiet assignment is naturalistic, cathartic, and entirely compelling.
witness It follows many Hollywood tropes – fish out of water, mismatched lovers – but it works perfectly because everyone from Ford to McGillis to director Peter Weir commits to the Amish and tries to give them depth and dignity instead of treating them merely as comic foils.
But this is not a list. best Movies about the Amish — A list of the sexiest movies about the Amish. It ranks #1 on our list.
1. Kingpin (1996)
For our money, kingpin is one of the funniest Farrelly brothers movies and takes pride of place in the list of ’90s comedies that don’t care if you offend.
It follows bowling-weary Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) as he attempts to take advantage of Amish bowling expert Ishmael Boorg (Randy Quaid). But he must compete with Claudia (Vanessa Angel), who uses considerable intrigue to corrupt and free the innocent Ishmael. The most memorable scenes from kingpin Come see Claudia help her sons on the bowling circuit by using the aforementioned ploy to distract their opponents.
What makes it kingpin It’s so satisfying how the three main characters ultimately lift each other up despite their extreme differences and flaws. As in many Farrelly Brothers films, the vulgar parts of life lead to wholesome consequences.
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Main image: The night they attacked Minsky. United Artists.